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quotes and funnies - 2024/10-12

10/15: "if you find yourself with a beautiful gay house and a beautiful transgender wife" (tranny david byrne moment)
10/14: "what was shutterfly thinking when they created their company name" (sounds like fluttershy)
10/14: "i was one of the pokemon go to the polls people at age 12"
10/14: "'green r.e.m. is permanently baked into my vocabulary btw i can only ever refer to that album as 'green r.e.m'"
10/14: "human sentience is a government lie"
10/14: "'its queer polyamorous commune time' and then she queer poly communed all over the place"
10/14: "no throw up, no glow up" (referencing the time i took dxm and it made me throw up all over myself)
10/14: "i'm like if gooses were awesome" (forgot context i was stoned in therapy)
10/14: "i can just refer to all of my friends as solely their pronouns" (forgot context)
10/10: "it's the weezer album where rivers cuomo simped for a lesbian that wasn't actually a lesbian" (my girlfriend asked me what pinkerton is)
10/07: "i really asked about your relation to 9/11 and then realized it would be impossible for you to be born before [9/11] and still be 22. only fluxie" (i had just asked my friend if they were born before or after 9/11)
10/06: "i feel like tranny david byrne" (no context)
10/06: "imagine like eugenics but for osu timing points" (no context)
10/06: "i once took too much acid and to try to take my mind off of things i got in the osu lazer editor and the little metronome [in the timing panel] started getting bigger on my screen then consumed the entire planet so yeah lesson learned don't use lazer" (no context, also i lied i haven't done acid before)
10/06: "i would like befriend the fourth timing section when mapping Sleeping in the Flowers by They Might Be Giants and it would have John Flansburgh's voice and convince me that all the other timing points are agents of the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation" (predicting what would happen if i mapped on acid)
10/05: "if there was a puppy goddess it would be me, just saying" (no context)

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